Suzanne Giaimo

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”
― Steven Wright

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
― Steven Wright

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright