Pamela

“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Our earth is like a child who has grown up without parents, having no one to guide and direct her." As Jesus spoke, his voice intensified in subdued anguish. "Some have attempted to help her, but most have simply tried to use her. Humans, who have been given the task to lovingly steer the world, instead plunder her, with no consideration other than their immediate needs. And they give little thought to their own children, who will inherit their lack of love. So they use her and abuse her with litter consideration, and then when she shudders or blows her breath, they are offended and raise their fists at God.”
― Wm. Paul Young, The Shack

“¡Qué poco sabían estas personas que las masas siempre dan la bienvenida al lobo disfrazado en la piel de cordero! ¡Qué poco conocían del significado de "circo y pan para la gente"!”
― Olga Lengyel, Los Hornos De Hitler

“It was a major and deeply embarrassing teenage revelation. It must be how straight teenage boys feel when they realize those boobs they like have heads attached to them.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants