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“Gwen didn't have to ask about the Fall. It happened to all old people, the Fall. They fell and then everything changed[...]They fell and never quite got up again.”
― Daniel Handler, We Are Pirates

“Treat reluctance like seasickness," Errol said, picking something off his sleeve. "If you feel it, focus on the horizon.”
― Daniel Handler, We Are Pirates

“Phil Needle stood in the parking lot, suddenly grasping that this was so, that nothing is lost in a world utterly mapped, that nothing is rogue with everything cross-pollinated, as the shouts on the beach lured him across the street to the sand.”
― Daniel Handler, We Are Pirates

“It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.”
― Daniel Handler, We Are Pirates