Sheridan Lee

“He wore a blazer, or more accurately, three XL blazers sewn together. I could fit my whole body into one of his pant legs. My tiny thirty-two caliber Seecamp in my boot heel wouldn’t do shit to this man. If I shot him, the bullets would wet themselves and run away, crying. I”
― J.A. Konrath, Dead On My Feet

“A nasty, stinking, puddle of yuck right there on the forest floor. Sandra”
― Jake Bible, EverRealm

“Shouting out your intended attack might be cool as all hell on Dragonball Z, but doing so in real life was just plain old dumb”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Sadly, hope is the last holdout of the truly screwed. If”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead