Stephanie Elkins

“You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”
― Meg Cabot

“I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.”
― Stephenie Meyer, New Moon

“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They were happy little whores who didn't worry about saving a morsel. ”
― Rebecca Wells, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

“Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?”
― Stephenie Meyer