Haley Kordus

“It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.'
'Right, it's primarily his hotness,' I said.
'It can be sort of blinding,' he said.
'It actually did blind our friend Isaac,' I said.
'Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?'
'You cannot.'
'It is my burden, this beautiful face.'
'Not to mention your body.'
'Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away,' he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“You get all these friends just when you don’t need friends anymore.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Lils, you've barely even planned Sneak yet. Give it time. He'll get there."

"He did ask me out on Saturday."

"OMG, you two are totally getting married and having a litter of babies. Ooh, what if that's literally true?"

-Scout and Lily about werewolf Jason”
― Chloe Neill, Hexbound