Muhip Tezcan

“It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thud!

“And now he could see why people had anxiety attacks, the kind of people who would lock their door and halfway up the garden path would come back to see if they’d locked said door and unlock it to make sure and lock it again then set off up the path only to go through the whole terrible procedure once more. The fact of the matter was you had to hope and assume that a lot of capable people had done lots of capable things in a capable way, and double-checked them frequently to make sure everything was right. So worrying was stupid, wasn’t it? But worrying was never quite like that. It sat like a little goblin on your shoulder and whispered.”
― Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

“Before you can kill the monster you have to say its name.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”
― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum