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“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving this shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
Will’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Will’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
2,090 books
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46 friends
36 books
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45 friends
1 book
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36 friends
1,649 books
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36 friends
22 books
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39 friends
0 books
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22 friends
0 books
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22 friends
6 books
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27 friends
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