“Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.”
― Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
― Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
“People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.”
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“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”
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“Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. Get ready to make me some Pop-Tarts, bitch.”
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“It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.”
― Downtown Owl
― Downtown Owl
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