“A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it”
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“Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.”
― Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
― Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”
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“People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.”
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