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“I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened, Let's hear it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“On Lego's
"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
Melanie’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Melanie’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
480 books
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86 friends
1,725 books
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68 friends
679 books
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28 friends
118 books
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27 friends
3,162 books
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1,804 friends
355 books
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54 friends
11,741 books
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219 friends
384 books
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125 friends
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