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“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“On Lego's
"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened, Let's hear it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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