Andrey

“When I’m in social situations I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure, and I don’t have to shake hands”
― Larry David

“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. I'd rather give them things than time.”
― Larry David

“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.”
― Larry David

“Larry: i don’t really get this fascination that people have with the ocean
Cheryl: no?
Larry: i dunno. i mean i stare at it for ten minutes and i go okay i get it
Cheryl: don’t you feel calmer?
Larry: i feel aggravated that i am missing what other people are getting.”
― Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Seventh Season