Andrey

“She was breaking the rules! She wasn't following the rules of society ... The unwritten rules that we have as we go about our day. Like at night, you tiptoe, that's an unwritten rule, you tiptoe, so you don't wake people up, there's no sign 'TIPTOE', you just have to be smart enough and considerate enough to do it.”
― Larry David

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
― Larry David

“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. I'd rather give them things than time.”
― Larry David

“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.”
― Larry David