Andrey

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”
― Larry David

“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.”
― Larry David

“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. I'd rather give them things than time.”
― Larry David

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
― Larry David