Joseph Williams

“A politician discussing his religion now refers to himself as a “person of faith,” which tells you more about the politician’s balls than it does about his soul. He doesn’t have enough of the former to call himself “religious,” because that leads to the question of which religion and why he chooses to follow it and not one of the dozens of others, or none of them at all. Such questions cause actual thought to break out, something that all modern politicians endeavor to avoid.”
― Charles P. Pierce, Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

“People aren’t special. They never were. We’re the biggest mistake in the universe.”
― Joe Hart, Cruel World

“America's always been a great place to be crazy. It just used to be harder to make a living that way.”
― Charles P. Pierce, Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

“I can't imagine a better example of Things To Be Wary Of in the food department than bargain sushi.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly