Joseph Williams

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“I’d bet on Armageddon before the government any day.”
― Joe Hart, Cruel World

“A politician discussing his religion now refers to himself as a “person of faith,” which tells you more about the politician’s balls than it does about his soul. He doesn’t have enough of the former to call himself “religious,” because that leads to the question of which religion and why he chooses to follow it and not one of the dozens of others, or none of them at all. Such questions cause actual thought to break out, something that all modern politicians endeavor to avoid.”
― Charles P. Pierce, Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

“People aren’t special. They never were. We’re the biggest mistake in the universe.”
― Joe Hart, Cruel World