Nats

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
― George Carlin

“George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.”
― George Carlin

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”
― George Carlin

“I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.”
― George Carlin