Sylvia

“Sometimes I think I like you,” Gus said. “And then you talk or breathe or exist and I’m not so sure.”
― T.J. Klune, How to Be a Normal Person

“You have pajamas with a dead Palestinian leader’s face on them.”
“I am aware,” Gus said, trying not to fidget as Casey essentially stared at his crotch. “They’re my Yasser Arapants.”
Casey choked.
Gus waited.
“Oh my fucking god,” Casey mumbled to himself. “You’re like… just… like, this person.”
― T.J. Klune, How to Be a Normal Person

“Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly.”
― T.J. Klune

“I drink too much. I smoke too much. I eat like a college student, and I don't exercise enough. I do drugs and I give my love to boys who hate me a little bit and I don't always wash my hands after I clean the litterbox. But I'm absolutely certain the thing that will one day stop my heart for good is the inchoate rage I feel when I read over something I've published and discover a typo.”
― Julio Alexi Genao