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Kings of the Wyld (The Band, #1)

by Nicholas Eames (Goodreads Author)

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Sep 07, 2022 08:20PM

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Empire in Black and Gold (Shadows of the Apt, #1)

by Adrian Tchaikovsky (Goodreads Author)

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Sep 03, 2022 05:23AM

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The Ghost Brigades (Old Man's War, #2)

by John Scalzi (Goodreads Author)

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Chance’s Quotes

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
― Anatole France

tags: animals, love, pets

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“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

tags: dichotomy, humor, philosophy

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“And the rest is rust and stardust.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

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“We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

tags: plays

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“Who knows how to make love stay?

1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.

2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.

3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

tags: humor, love

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