Freedom

“The map is enchanted to update itself when we present it with new information. We have standing agreements with a few shipping companies to send us smaller maps from time to time, and this one just kinda . . . eats them. It’s pretty cool to see.”
― J.R. Mathews, A Trek Through Time

“I bet that looked fucking awesome!” I yelled, glancing around briefly to see if anyone had noticed what Arrow and I had just done. Only to realize a moment later that I was still cloaked in invisibility.”
― J.R. Mathews, A Trek Through Time

“He seemed to be satisfied, so he pointed to the table. “Can you name these swords?” I went through their names. I couldn’t remember where I’d heard them, but the names came easily. “Correct. Now which of them is the most lethal?” “Whichever is closest.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Death Loot & Vampires

“Dad jokes. It’s not about being funny, it’s about consistency. Like training a dog. Eventually your children are conditioned to laugh, no matter how bad the jokes are.”
― Macronomicon, Industrial Strength Magic