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John BAMFORD
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“If she could find a man who could feel and laugh as well as desire, she might even think about thinking about marriage.”
― The Ruins of Ambrai
― The Ruins of Ambrai
“You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.”
― Sex, Lies and Vampires
― Sex, Lies and Vampires
“What do you know about dragons?”
“They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.”
His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.”
― You Slay Me
“They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.”
His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.”
― You Slay Me
“Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—”
― Holy Smokes
― Holy Smokes
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