Mirna

“my father flew to Elizabeth’s side, gradually making his way slowly to her front. He first dried her eyes with his handkerchief, then he consoled her with flowers, and he ultimately consoled her with his penis.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“Actually, he told me later that I had turned him gay . . . by taking codeine again. And I said, “You know, I never read that warning on the label.” I thought it said heavy machinery, not homosexuality—turns out I could have been driving those tractors all along! Turning”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“I make them bald, I turn them gay, my work is done!”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking