Mirna

“And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“Actually, he told me later that I had turned him gay . . . by taking codeine again. And I said, “You know, I never read that warning on the label.” I thought it said heavy machinery, not homosexuality—turns out I could have been driving those tractors all along! Turning”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“I can't forget that stupid, fucking hologram speech. THAT'S why I did dope.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“So maybe this was another example of nothing ever being just one thing. No motive is pure. No one is good or bad—but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking