Laura Coll

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.”
― Lemony Snicket, Who Could That Be at This Hour?

“aren't you, uh... reproducing?

"sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite