Rachel

“We can’t all be Mad Hatters,”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

“Music, landscape gardening, architecture—there was no start to his talents.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack.”
― Dorothy Parker