Christina

“I had just put my arms around him in a hug of gratitude when the door opened behind me without a knock.
“Am I interrupting something?” a coolly pissed, accented voice asked.
This time, my glance heavenward was in silent challenge. Is that how it is? Fine, then, bring it! Let’s see what you’ve got!
Timmie jumped like he’d been stabbed. “Ungh!”
I didn’t know what that meant, but the sight of him leaping away with a hand shielding his groin had me turning around in irritation.
“Dammit, tell him you’re not going to neuter him!”
Bones folded his arms and regarded Timmie without pity. “Why?”
I gave him an evil look. “Because if you don’t, I’m going to get really, really celibate.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“Mom, this is Annette. Back in the seventeen hundreds when Bones was a gigolo, she used to pay him to fuck her, but after more than two hundred years for banging him, now they're just good friends." p”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

“Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got."
~Cat”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End