Resa

“Before, I liked cars, yachts, a door locked from the inside, and you. :)”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...”
― Kim Harrison

“You do realize you just insulted me, right?"
"How so?"
"You implied that I can't protect her or my people."
I looked at him. "That's not at all what I meant."
"Apologize and I'll let it go."
I kept my hands firmly on the iron rail before me. Grabbing the weight bar and walloping the Beast Lord upside the head wouldn't be the best diplomatic move.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty." There. I was civil. It almost killed me.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

“I didn't tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars