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"Whoever picked the reader for this audiobook better have slept with her because she sucks. It's not the truncated words, it's not the skipped words, it's not even the flat affect that makes this sound like someone reading their 3rd grade book report at the front of the class. It's "omni-ously". It's "osti-ously". It's ALL the words that tell me this person hasn't read more then a tweet before this." — Oct 02, 2023 10:44AM
"Whoever picked the reader for this audiobook better have slept with her because she sucks. It's not the truncated words, it's not the skipped words, it's not even the flat affect that makes this sound like someone reading their 3rd grade book report at the front of the class. It's "omni-ously". It's "osti-ously". It's ALL the words that tell me this person hasn't read more then a tweet before this." — Oct 02, 2023 10:44AM
“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die."
His first theory was that if human beings didn't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably shriveled up.
After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this--"If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”
― The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
His first theory was that if human beings didn't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably shriveled up.
After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this--"If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”
― The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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