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“Your problems are out there. But they're small. They only grow out of proportion when they climb inside your head.”
― Melina Marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“When one is silent, those around speak even more.”
― Melina Marchetta, Finnikin of the Rock

“People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?”
― Kyung-Sook Shin, Please Look After Mom

“There's a Drunk Midget in My House
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants