Tess Allerding

“It is never seven that you count to, before you do something. It is never at the count of two. It is always three, and it is strange.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“Asinine is a word that sounds like you shouldn't say it, so when you do say it, people often gasp. This makes it a delicious way of saying 'not very smart,' which is all it means.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“You would do well to be less particular. With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“...A wild animal, when cornered, may suddenly and desperately defend itself. This is why I try not to spend any more time outdoors than is absolutely necessary.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?