Tess Allerding

“Asinine is a word that sounds like you shouldn't say it, so when you do say it, people often gasp. This makes it a delicious way of saying 'not very smart,' which is all it means.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“It is never seven that you count to, before you do something. It is never at the count of two. It is always three, and it is strange.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“...A wild animal, when cornered, may suddenly and desperately defend itself. This is why I try not to spend any more time outdoors than is absolutely necessary.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

“It's rarely good when someone says your full name, except perhaps when it's at the end of I have a package for.”
― Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?