Miss D J Rush

“I wonder why Santa is fat?’ pondered Braindead. ‘He’s a terrible role model really, isn’t he? “Listen, children, if you’re good then the fat man will bring you presents, and don’t forget to leave him alcohol and cake so he gets even fatter.” What’s that teaching our kids, eh? That the nicest, kindest, loveliest man in the world, who we allow to break into our homes every year, is a fat bastard who has a serious eating disorder. Santa has issues. He needs rebranding”
― Tracy Bloom, No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day