“Hey, Heaven? Dean Di Laurentis here. Thanks for letting me visit.”
― The Score
― The Score
“I’m a card-carrying member of Team Boyfriend, and after last night, I can honestly say that Team One-Night-Stand sucks balls.”
― The Score
― The Score
“Wait—do angels even get laid? And if so, are heaven orgasms a million times better than earth orgasms? I bet yes.”
“Uh-doy. Where do you think rainbows come from? Whenever you see a rainbow, that means an angel just came.”
― The Score
“Uh-doy. Where do you think rainbows come from? Whenever you see a rainbow, that means an angel just came.”
― The Score
“Can you nominate someone’s tongue for sainthood?”
― The Mistake
― The Mistake
“He looks at the bathtub, where I’m lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra.”
― The Score
― The Score
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