Dobie

“Why' is the only question that bothers people enough to have an entire letter of the alphabet named after it.

The alphabet does not go 'A B C D What? When? How?' but it does go 'V W X Why? Z.”
― Douglas Adams

“The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice!”
― Bill Watterson, The Revenge of the Baby-Sat

“Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric switch. The switch had two settings. You could either turn it to AUTO, in which case the awning lowered itself whenever the sun came out, or you could set it to MANUEL [sic], in which case, we assumed, a small, incompetent Spanish waiter came and did it for you.”
― Douglas Adams

“MY GOD!' read Monte Cristo, 'LET ME KEEP MY MEMORY!”
― Alexandre Dumas