David

“my foundation has already issued a statement in support of … books”
― Bruce Wayne

“Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”
― Dwight Schrute

“Seth Meyers was constructed almost in an unfunny laboratory.”
― Steven Crowder

“When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them, you're meeting their representative.”
― Chris Rock