Amber

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.
Mom: I haven't seen them.
Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”
― Bill Watterson, Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“Scientific Progress goes boink?”
― Bill Waterson

“I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.”
― Bill Watterson

“If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World