Lbaker

“Two wrongs don't make a right.

No, but three will get you back on the freeway!”
― Rita Mae Brown

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's how the smart money bets.”
― Damon Runyon

“I was fifteen when I first met Sherlock Holmes, fifteen years old with my nose in a book as I walked the Sussex Downs, and nearly stepped on him. In my defense I must say it was an engrossing book, and it was very rare to come across another person in that particular part of the world in that war year of 1915.”
― Laurie R. King

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx