J. May

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

“On teaching:...the job seems to require the sort of skills one would need to pilot a bus full of live chickens backwards, with no brakes, down a rocky road through the Andes while simultaneously providing colorful and informative commentary on the scenery.”
― Franklin Habit

“When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool.”
― Reese Witherspoon

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa