Shay

“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.”

“See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason many of us are let up on the couch, while they keep y’all in a zoo.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event

“So, hoss. Have you actually told her you’re in love with her?”

“She won’t let me. When I tried, she threw me down a flight of stairs.”

“And you’re not concerned about that?”

“There weren’t that many steps.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event

“Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River.”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event

“You do know I’m the one person who can shoot you and make it look like justifiable homicide?”
― Shelly Laurenston, The Mane Event