Joshua *Leafstorm*

“HOLY CHEESELESS PIZZA!”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“For all they know, the rowboat just slipped its moorings,” Jack said, ushering Reuben and Penny into the wheelhouse. “Accidents happen.” He started the motor, and the flooring thrummed beneath their feet. Penny glanced around with a look of growing apprehension. “Wait a minute, whose gillnetter is this? It looks like Mr. Harsch’s.” “It is Mr. Harsch’s,” Jack said as the old boat began to plow forward. “What? But he hates you! You said you were borrowing a boat from a friend!” “Our friendship is kind of a secret,” Jack said, turning the wheel. “Nobody knows about it but me.” Penny covered her face with her hands. “Don’t”
― Trenton Lee Stewart, The Secret Keepers

“It was occurring to Reuben that people, especially adults, are rather quick to dismiss small mysteries, to assume that they have simply misunderstood or failed to observe something, and to go on about their business.”
― Trenton Lee Stewart, The Secret Keepers

“Why does Mr. Harsch hate you?” Reuben asked, somewhat absently, for he was only partly listening. He’d never been in a motorboat and was preoccupied by the rumble of the engine, the smell of exhaust fumes now drifting astern, the lovely rush of water along the sides. “Or, I mean, pretend to hate you?” “Who can say?” Jack replied with a shrug. “Maybe because I keep borrowing his boat.” They”
― Trenton Lee Stewart, The Secret Keepers