Leslie Baker

“If you are sad, ask yourself why you are sad. Then pick up the phone and call someone and tell him the answer to the question. If you don't know anyone, call the operator and tell him. Most people don't know that the operator has to listen, it is a law. Also, the postman is not allowed to go inside your house, but you can talk to him on public property for up to four minutes or until he wants to go, whichever comes first.”
― Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You

“Religion isn't the problem; ignorance and hatred are.”
― Bruce Weinstein, Life Principles: Feeling Good by Doing Good

“If you want something different out of life, you need to try something different and change the rules a bit.”
― Trent Hamm, The Simple Dollar: How One Man Wiped Out His Debts and Achieved the Life of His Dreams

“A battle cry" Mr. Bennet said "is a warrior's calling card. Only it does not say 'Good afternoon. I have come for tea and crumpets.' It says 'Death has come for you! Flee or be killed where you stand!”
― Steve Hockensmith, Dawn of the Dreadfuls