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“Their little brains—and I use the term charitably, really what little capacity they possess amounts more to computing clumps than actual brains—find nothing more fascinating or conversation-worthy than the amount of dust that has accumulated since the last cleaning, or, if it's a particularly exciting day, how a group of them might best cooperate to nudge an especially large piece of trash into a receptacle.”
― Mark L. Van Name, One Jump Ahead

“Dora the Explorer was not the celebrity she once had been. She was Phil Collins at a rap concert.”
― Dave Barry, Swamp Story

“All that was long ago, and a mill does not turn upon water that is past, nor does a ship sail with the winds of yesterday.”
― Louis L'Amour, Rivers West: A Novel

“Some say she really is, or was, a party to a suit, but no one knows for certain because no one cares.”
― Charles Dickens, Bleak House