Jennifer

“He's like that with everybody. Don't take it personally. Some people were just born with a pinecone shoved up their butts.
In Cooper's case, it's lodged sideways.”
― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.”
― Christopher Moore, Island of the Sequined Love Nun