Jennifer

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long-held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

“Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.”
― Christopher Moore, Island of the Sequined Love Nun

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
― Johnny Depp