“You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!”
― Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
― Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
“Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.”
― In the Company of Ogres
― In the Company of Ogres
“I am not inclined to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment of the moment”
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“Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?”
― You Suck
― You Suck
“Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.”
― Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness
― Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness
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