Kristin

“All too often, women end up marrying their glass ceilings.”
― Caitlin Moran, More Than a Woman: A Brutally Honest and Hilarious Feminist Memoir on Parenting, Marriage, and Middle-Age

“But He was not listening, not really. He simply waited expectantly in that way men sometimes did when waiting for their chance to talk.”
― Maggie Tokuda-Hall, The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea

“How upset he must be, that this one time the world did not grant him his heart's desire on his first request.”
― Maggie Tokuda-Hall, The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea

“In the tabernacle did the [squirrel]--"
"Eat the Host?" says Dad. "Yes he did."
"And was it--"
"Consecrated?" says Dad. "Yes it was."
...
"What, uh, happened to the squirrel?"
"That squirrel is now 30% Jesus by volume," says Mom.”
― Erin Bow, Simon Sort of Says