Kristin

“Honestly and authentically being around others is maybe the hardest thing in the world.”
― Tyler James Smith, Unstoppable Moses

“Are you smiling because you’re an asshole?” I said, just to make sure that wasn’t why.”
― Tyler James Smith, Unstoppable Moses

“What’s a blow job?” Trevor asked, looking at both of us and setting the pumpkin down.

“Um,” I said. Having never dealt with children, I decided to let the seasoned expert handle this one.

“Bryce was talking about them but he didn’t seem to really know either,” Trevor added.
“It’s a … joke,” Faisal said. “Just a joke.”
“Like a gag?”
Faisal opened his mouth to say something but just nodded for a second before saying, “That’s definitely one way of looking at it, yes.”
“I heard a pretty good blow job earlier,” Trevor said.”
― Tyler James Smith, Unstoppable Moses

“There's a concept in Wisconsin called deer widows, which is basically when all the menfolk leave town to go on their [hunting] trips and the women are left behind, bewildered and confused, to do whatever it is women do without men. (Celebrate.)”
― Don Zolidis, The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig