Kristin

“Incidentally, when it comes to 'unworkably quirky names for your baby', I believe that the greatest possible argument against teenagers becoming pregnant is that the baby names you like when you're, say, fifteen, single-handedly prove you're not ready for motherhood yet. My teenage diary records that, had I had a child in 1988, I would have called them either 'Kitten Lithium', 'K. T. Blue', 'Tatty Apple' or 'Aloyious Jonst'. Thank God my access to sperm was severely limited, to the amount of 'none'.”
― Caitlin Moran, More Than a Woman: A Brutally Honest and Hilarious Feminist Memoir on Parenting, Marriage, and Middle-Age

“Everyone's had a tortured high school experience. You're not an anti-hero, you just suck.”
― Kit Steinkellner, Quince

“Only an Imperial man would go to such lengths for something he wasn't even sure he wanted. Only an Imperial man would be so confounded by not having gotten what he wanted with ease. How upset he must be, that this one time the world did not grant him his heart's desire on his first request.”
― Maggie Tokuda-Hall, The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea

“How upset he must be, that this one time the world did not grant him his heart's desire on his first request.”
― Maggie Tokuda-Hall, The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea