Sam Searcy

“But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue.”
― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”
― George Carlin

“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
― George Carlin

“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
― George Carlin