Leo

“Expecto Patronum: Use this spell to summon your Patronus, a spirit guardian. It will usually take the shape of your favorite animal, or an animal you share similar characteristics with. Mine is a cow that drank too much fermented milk and just stumbles around mooing and complaining. What’s yours?”
― Sadler Mars, Harry Potter Spell and Potions Book: The Unofficial Book of Magic Spells and Potions

“Once upon a time in a classroom, there were two students and a teacher. One student was exceptionally remarkable and the other wasn’t entirely bright. One day a teacher handed out a quiz with 100 questions, and, to her great surprise, both students got 99 questions correct. “Something must be wrong here,” she thought. Sure enough, the answer to this conundrum was in the 100th question. On the gifted student’s sheet, the answer to the 100th question was, “I don’t know the answer.” And on the not so gifted student’s sheet, the answer was, “I don’t know the answer either.” The moral to this little fable I guess is, don’t cheat.”
― Logan Donovan, Chess: The Complete Guide To Chess - Master: Chess Tactics, Chess Openings and Chess Strategies

“Her hair was still done in its long pigtailed anime style with one side bright orange, the other bright blue. She kind of reminded me of a Tide Pod, which I didn’t realize until then due to the 2017 outbreak of kids challenging each other to eat them and broadcast their brilliance on social media as proof.”
― Jeff O'Brien, Journey to the Edge of the Flat Earth

“The man was an animal. Base and foul. In a just world he would be the prisoner and Conor a free man.”
― Eoin Colfer, Airman