Kristen Johnson

“I should sit down and make a list of everything I missed while I was gone. If you can’t smoke in bars anymore, what other atrocities has the world committed?”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“Fuck me. I’m a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“Where are we going?” “For ice cream. What’s your favorite flavor?” “Fuck you.” “That’s my favorite, too.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“What the hell is going on?” Bricker asked with amazement as they watched Victor carry Elvi out. “First Basil’s carrying Sherry away, and then Marcus is carting a blubbering Basha off, and now Elvi’s sobbing to beat the band and Victor is playing he-man too. Have the women gone crazy or is this an immortal caveman convention?”
Lucian reached out and biffed the younger man in the back of the head.
“Ow,” Bricker complained, rubbing the spot.”
― Lynsay Sands, The Immortal Who Loved Me