Alexander

“My dear man!” Breeze said. “Have I taught you nothing? Being in charge isn’t about doing anything—it’s about making certain that other people do what they’re supposed to! Delegation, my friend. Without it, we would have to bake our own bread and dig our own latrines!” Then Breeze leaned in. “And trust me. You don’t want to taste anything I’ve had a hand in baking. Ever. Particularly after I’ve cleaned a latrine.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages

“fornicate about and become learned.”
― Cornman, Mage Tank: Book Three

“Which was exactly why he kept his eyes wide and looked in every direction. Dangerous things tended to be amazing.”
― Will Wight, Waybound

“Our magic is a joke down there. It doesn’t work. You might as well be shouting brownie recipes.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim