Mary

“Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”
 
The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”
 
The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.
 
I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

“Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?”
― Jane Austen

“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.”
― John Conroe, God Touched

“Good call, Bob.”
― Jan Thomas, Rhyming Dust Bunnies