Jennifer Rowles

“I now hate the phrase ‘That will work.’ It’s such a mediocre goal to set for yourself.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“So if you’re like me and you’re not always sure how to feel about your hometown, remember what Method Man once said: “I’m in between homes right now, but my last house was dope.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“Super religious people are basically saying, “You have to see Jesus! Otherwise you’ll never get to heaven!” And I keep thinking, Yeah... but I don’t want to go to heaven if you’re gonna be there...”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“To this day I’m always more productive while traveling because I know the journey itself is getting me somewhere, and that frees my mind to be more creative. There’s a reason it took an American to invent the rocking chair—because even when we’re sitting still, we like to feel like we’re in motion.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face