Laura Laković

“When I see you, I feel like I’ve been away from home for a long time, and I just came back to a home-cooked meal and my own bed. Only there are a million tiny ants in my bed, biting me, because you make me nervous and crazy. What I mean is, you belong here . . . with me.”
― Jessica L. Randall, The Obituary Society

“But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"
"Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”
― Eddie Izzard, Glorious

“They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”
― Eddie Izzard

“Cake or death?”
― Eddie Izzard