Robert Uram

“EDDARD STARK RODE through the towering bronze doors of the Red Keep sore, tired, hungry, and irritable. He was still ahorse,”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“And the girls, Ned!” he exclaimed, his eyes sparkling. “I swear, women lose all modesty in the heat. They swim naked in the river, right beneath the castle. Even in the streets, it’s too damn hot for wool or fur, so they go around in these short gowns, silk if they have the silver and cotton if not, but it’s all the same when they start sweating and the cloth sticks to their skin, they might as well be naked.” The king laughed happily.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“He bowed to Joffrey. “Perchance later you’ll tell me how a nine-year-old girl the size of a wet rat managed to disarm you with a broom handle and throw your sword in the river.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“The queen regarded him coolly. “I had not thought you so niggardly. The king I’d thought to wed would have laid a wolfskin across my bed before the sun went down.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones