Terry

“You’re so freaking romantic. I don’t know how I keep my pants on.”
― Abigail Roux, Fish & Chips

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
― Kinky Friedman

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“After repeating almost everything I said, I excused my
accent and told them that I knew I spoke like I had plums in my mouth.
I then had to explain that was a British expression, as their faces read as
though I was saying I’d had their brother-in-law’s balls on my tongue.”
― Greg Hogben, The British Devil