Terry

“After repeating almost everything I said, I excused my
accent and told them that I knew I spoke like I had plums in my mouth.
I then had to explain that was a British expression, as their faces read as
though I was saying I’d had their brother-in-law’s balls on my tongue.”
― Greg Hogben, The British Devil

“If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. ”
― Rita Mae Brown

“It may be that same-sex couples will save the institution of marriage.”
― Elizabeth Gilbert

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
― Kinky Friedman