Matthew

“The patron saint of altered states, maybe, or of edges, of missing guardrails and falling off cliffs.”
― John Joseph Adams, The End is Now

“Do not try any of this at home. The author of this book is an Internet cartoonist, not a health or safety expert. He likes it when things catch fire or explode, which means he does not have your best interests in mind. The publisher and the author disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects resulting, directly or indirectly, from information contained in this book.”
― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

“I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Join the Army, see the world. Meet new and exciting people, and kill them.”
― Vaughn Heppner, Assault Troopers