Lou

“your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

“That's the way it works in movies. Something happens that has an impact on someone's life, and based on that impact, his life shifts course. Well, that's not how it happens in life. Something has an impact on you, and then your life stays the same, and you think, 'Well, what about the impact?' You have epiphanies all the time. They just don't have any effect.”
― Carrie Fisher, Postcards from the Edge

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
― Steven Wright

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”
― Carrie Fisher